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Royal Baby Watch Day 10 bazillion: Who's your baby?

9/6/2013

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Kate Middleton is officially "in the green."

No. Not outfits. Generally, when one hits thirty-seven weeks in pregnancy, the baby could come at any time, and, if it does, doctors don't try to impede it's entry into the world. Certainly, conventional wisdom says first baby's come late rather than early, but that didn't stop my first born from making an entrance a week early - causing Mommy to miss Michelle Obama's Democratic National Conference Speech in 2008. Of course, I was making my own history at the time.

All that to say, the world-wide media is behaving like horses who smell the barn, pawing the ground and snorting random and/or made up details as we all await the blessed news - or at least the precursor to it. One of the strangest and giggle inducing one so far is the prediction of what the royal baby - child -teen - adult will look like (photo below from huffpo UK).

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Unlike the old jokes of inbreeding and attractiveness, William and Kate have some pretty darned gorgeous genes pooling together in that royal belly. But come now, what is that hair on that baby girl? It's like a strawberry jello-dyed Joyce Dewitt.


And just in case the paparazzi doesn't follow his/her every move and s/he someday commits some heinous crime, we've got police sketches all ready.

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What are you doing while awaiting the big news? Next week I'll have a Royal Baby Name Bracket for you to fill out and share my own winners. In the meantime, let's send all our good wishes to the duchess. I advise her to walk around that huge palace they've got.
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